AH FREASH MEAT!
Come to pudge bitches!
A i like to play in one team with that fat dickass Pudge. Pudge is great. Fucking hook witch could still your kill or save your enemy. And when this piece of shit pick pudge at the start and screams "YA NA MID"(me mid) your anal hole getting on fire. And next 15-20 minutes that Pudge write to chat GGFF with score like 0-999999999999999999999999-1
and you wanna think that he just got a bad day, or younger brother of your friend done that shit...NO NO NO in every doter lives that 0-over9000-o Pudge which wanna get free. Remember that when you start the game and need to pick hero first.

                                                                            Pick only Pudge, bitch!

Traxes
 Our next super nagibe hero is Drow Ranger. If you think that press 2 buttons is pretty easy(1 button by the way) you are wrong! Becous its real trable to press sielence, yea sileance not nice its shit skill, couse he dont makes any dps. Dont need no sielnce, only fucking frozen arrows. And you could think its hard to farm on DR, yea its hard to lasthit creeps with 100 fucking damage on 6 lvl.

Its time to say two words about items you should bought on DR. If you bought Shadow Blade, you are damend piece of dog shit, go back to Leage of Legends! You should buy only DPS items Doebalus, BKB, MKB, Satanik, Buttefly, Boots of Travel.

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P.S. dont buy fucking LOTAR and use sielence you "DCPESHNIY UEBEKE"

First things first pick rikimaru. Then go easy line and feed. After 30 minutes mark get dominating streak couse enemy team doesn`t have any vision for you. Write to chat "MAMKU EBAL". And report your teametes couse you fucking piece of dog shit called Riki.